Declassified

Dionysus 13 is a cocktail menu disguised as a declassified government file. The premise: a secret space agency documents its findings on interplanetary cocktails. Sun. Mercury. Venus. Mars. Each drink tied to a celestial body, each "finding" redacted and highlighted like it just came out of a manila folder from Langley. We built the whole world: Bellwether Space Agency, mission divisions, security clearances, classified stamps. The menu arrived in a sealed manila folder. Guests broke the seal themselves. It sounds crazy because it is.